black penis’s are the best penis’s
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is it bad I don’t know who this is? who cares. he has MAD SWAG
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Best Valentines Day Ever
I spent it with some high quality people. Me and 8 other friends went out to lunch and had inappropriate conversations, and then a few of us went to see the Woman in Black at night. It was great. By far the best valentines day I’ve ever had. Who needs romance? I’d much rather have horror films and great friends :)
Word. We should watch horror films every valentines day.
But next time we should go to one of those super classy restaurants that is just filled with couples, and then have our awesome huge dinner party and laugh and be joyful while all those other dating losers will just have to suffer through small talk and cheap pick up lines while watching us with jealousy and longing evident in their eyes.
Or something like that.
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LARRY CARLSON, Yucatán collage #3, collage on paper, 11inX14in, 2010.
this is going on my blog because WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS
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Q:lovelovelove you <3 :)
oh boy!
anonymous affection!
my favourite kind!

TheBigSleep: My University audition is in two days. I’m scaring myself because I am...
My University audition is in two days. I’m scaring myself because I am actually not that nervous. I think it’s because I know I won’t get in. I’m not trying to be pessimistic, I just know it. I don’t think I’m a bad flutist, it’s just that I know there are so many people out there that are so…
this hardly counts as being whiny, you have every right to be nervous about this (and hey at least you aren’t blogging about something like..i don’t know..anal sex). It’s fucking nerve racking as fuck! I know how you feel. Everyone is kinda counting on me getting in to ryerson, and let’s be honest it’s probably not gonna happen. For one thing, I did the entire portfolio in 36 hours. Like. What. And for another, my marks are the worst thing anyone has laid eyes on. There are alcohol bottles with percentages higher than my grades. Not even exaggerating here.
Now I know nothing about music. So my opinion is invalid concerning your playing. But I do know that when you played at your sister’s concert everyone said you were good, good enough to get in. And I’m sort of assuming those people know what they’re talking about seeing as they’ve kinda been studying this for the last 4 years of their lives. I do however know that your marks are fantastic (except functions, but fuck that shit) and that a 90-something-whatever-amazing-thing-that-you-have will probably factor in to your uoft acceptance.
Even if you don’t get it, i can’t think of a sugar coated way to say this but really this is just how life goes. I don’t see why people treat university like this all or nothing thing. It’s supposed to be a decision that affects where you’re taking your life. So all things considered we should take our time figuring stuff out. So maybe we both don’t get into the programs we want. We’ll just have to come up with a plan B. Like being hamster breeders, or starting a meth lab.
Just keep practicing. And at least in 2 days it’ll all be over. In the mean time,
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Model wears a blouse by Lady Manhattan, 1950s.
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Loved the colors, prints and sporty meets ladylike vibe in Preen’s fall 2012 collection. Photos: Fairchild Archive
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